Short One Liners to the Significant Other Allowing us to Play and Spend

[DavidKersting]

Ha, I spend a gob of money on this hobby......Wife fully understands.......not. Thought I would start a post for reasons given to our significant other for why we must have another thing and unload some $$$..pick your favorite. No lists please, funner with the one liners.

I'll start.

"it's on my face, I cant crash it"

 

[HighTechPauper]

"You buy $10,000 worth of cloths every year, I buy quads and wear 10 year old underwear, that seems fair to me!"

 

[Wayno52]

I work away, it's either quads or hookers. Your choice.

 

[tevek]

I work away, it's either quads or hookers. Your choice.

We have a winner!

 

[tevek]

‘Surely after fixing your brother’s piece of **** car, I can grab a couple of cheap quads’

‘Hey sweet, I’ve finally found a hobby that is affordable and I’m home every night’

‘You’re right, motorcycle racing is dangerous, racing quads fills that void, it’s safe and it’s incredibly affordable’

‘Yeah I’ll help you pick out some gear from Jeans West, there’s a games world next door while I’m waiting. Probably nothing of interest but you never know’.

‘Turning 60 is no big deal, maybe some money towards an Armattan Chameleon Ti would be great’.

I’ve used all those lines and got away with it....

 

[irish-apple]

I either fly quads or sit here alone at night masturbating about your sister !!!!

 

[colinfowler]

I won it at the club raffle